Well, that’s just silly. Poor kid isn’t going to have a fun life. However I do hope that we get to see a birth certificate. This guys sister must be floored right about now. Does she not understand the true power of the internet? I predict that we see more sillyness like this. What’s next? Fans for silly tattoos? Oh maybe someone will paint their house an awful color for 1 million fans.
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This post is about drinking and driving so I decided to call it drinking and driving. I believe the quote from the driver was “I was blacked out wasted”. First off, he’s ok. As far as his Volkswagen…meh it’s seen better days. Word on the street is that the car clearly needs a new wheel and perhaps a transmission. He drove over 25 miles on this “wheel” before pulling over and replacing it with the spare. Keep in mind he was still drunk while changing the tire then hopped back in to drive further.
I wish I could have seen the facing of the people he pasted on the road. On second though I don’t think I would want to be anywhere near a car leaning on one side with sparks shooting out of the wheel well. There’s a lot of wheel missing here. I got a flat once, as soon as it happened the car kinda jumped and was pulling to on side. So that happened here and he kept going and going. I can just imagine the noises that this car was making.
Let break down the noises he didn’t hear:
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Hey I have $199.99..but I think I rather spend in on a transformer. Oh wait, I take that back. This sweet deal comes with a floppy drive. If thats the selling point than there’s a problem. I think those key chain toys have more memory than this thing. Let me add that this is not from an old magazine, it’s current. What would anyone use this for? For the same price you can go get either a smart phone or a netbook that would leave this pc in the dust.
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Not to often but sometimes I’ll find a something like this. Just thought I had to share this with you. I was looking for the 3rd rock from the sun scene where John Lithgow and William Shatner reference this classic Twilightzone, so far no luck. This willl do for the time being.
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I was out and about the other day and found myself at the drug store. Ah the drug store, always full of surprises. Easter is sneaking up on us, did you know that? While looking at all the delicious candy, I began to name them. Here’s how it went.
Bunny, bunny, rabbit, lamb, butterfly, killer bunny, bunny, chick….wait. Killer bunny? I slowly look around to see if I was in the Monty Python section at the novelty store. No. Indeed I was still in the drug store. I picked up said killer bunny and examined it. Well it wasn’t a killer bunny (sigh) It seemed to be a dinosaur. I guess all those other bunnies around it threw me off when I spied the fangs.
What does a dinosaur have to do with easter and spring time?
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I was at the mall the other day. I had to rest. As I was washing the pee off my hands something caught my eye. I stared at this box for a bit and then looked around. I think I let out a “What the…?” Well it is what it is. It is indeed a trash box for used needles. Okay so the first thing that pops into my mind is a drug abuser shooting up in a stall then Motley Crue and last a diabetic. I’m not a diabetic nor a drug addict. So I’m wondering if this box get used for it’s purpose. I would think that someone who really needs to use some kind of needle would in a public restroom. Would an addict go ahead and throw out their used needle? Well after watching countless hours of COPS I say no… those go back in their pockets. Would a diabetic give them self a shoot in a mall bathroom? I understand the idea behind this hanging on the wall but I’m betting that most people look at this and say to themselves…”ew”
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Looks like a good list. I might even be able to use this list. Judging by the way the list is written I’m thinking someone gave it to someone else to do the shopping. It looks like “pam” was an after thought or the list was given to Pam. What about the littler note.. if it does say “a picture of a cat on it”, isn’t that a given? I have never bough cat litter that didn’t have a picture of a cat on it somewhere
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Bikers. They can always tell you the weather. They tell you if the roads are wet or dry. Some bikers only drive a motorcycle.
My Uncle Jack volunteered to pick up dinner, he told us he was going to pick up ribs. Yum! I love ribs. While we waited for him to arrive we prepared side dishes and fixed up the table. It was a nice summer day so we waited for him out side on the patio. It was getting a bit late and we wondered where he could be.
If you know someone with a motorcycle that drives it often to see you, you start to know the sound of their bike. As I took a swig of my beer I could slightly hear the rumbles of a Harley-Davidson: Police Special Road King. I look at my brother confused. “Wait…who was getting the food?” I asked. Surely Uncle Jack didn’t pick up ribs for 7 people with the bike…Yeah I was incorrect about that one.
I took him a little long to get to the house because he was driving extra careful…that’s understood. Between the careful driving, the secured lid and the bungee cords, the food made it to us very safely. I’m don’t ride a motorcycle(well not yet) but if I did I’m not sure if I would have attempted this one.
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Hmm, really? How can one be so sure? I don’t even know the exact smell of snuggle. Which brings on another point, what scent are they? There are a few scents that I don’t care for. Would it have been to much to ask if they wrote down the scent? A bit of a fail here. Snuggle is not plural and “sheet” should have got the “s”.
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First off, I’m not sure if I can even blog about this. I probaly wasn’t even ment to see it either but I did. Here’s the tale of the brains of the fountain drink machine.
I guess I feel a cheated like in The Wizard of Oz. I always thought that the fountain drinks machines pumped the soda directly from the source. I guess ther isn’t soda lines under every street. Instead the goodness lives in dusty closet at the 7-11.
I got as close as I could to take in the sweet smells of sugar but was distracted by the sounds of the pumps. As I stepped closer to look at the lines filled with what I thought might be Dr. Pepper the door slammed shut and I could feel eyes on me. The clerk tapped me on the back. I turned around and was greeted with “my I help you?”. I slowly put my hands up and told him I wasn’t looking for any troubles and that I would be on my way.
I will never forget this day.
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