I was out and about the other day and found myself at the drug store. Ah the drug store, always full of surprises. Easter is sneaking up on us, did you know that? While looking at all the delicious candy, I began to name them. Here’s how it went.
Bunny, bunny, rabbit, lamb, butterfly, killer bunny, bunny, chick….wait. Killer bunny? I slowly look around to see if I was in the Monty Python section at the novelty store. No. Indeed I was still in the drug store. I picked up said killer bunny and examined it. Well it wasn’t a killer bunny (sigh) It seemed to be a dinosaur. I guess all those other bunnies around it threw me off when I spied the fangs.
What does a dinosaur have to do with easter and spring time?
I was at the mall the other day. I had to rest. As I was washing the pee off my hands something caught my eye. I stared at this box for a bit and then looked around. I think I let out a “What the…?” Well it is what it is. It is indeed a trash box for used needles. Okay so the first thing that pops into my mind is a drug abuser shooting up in a stall then Motley Crue and last a diabetic. I’m not a diabetic nor a drug addict. So I’m wondering if this box get used for it’s purpose. I would think that someone who really needs to use some kind of needle would in a public restroom. Would an addict go ahead and throw out their used needle? Well after watching countless hours of COPS I say no… those go back in their pockets. Would a diabetic give them self a shoot in a mall bathroom? I understand the idea behind this hanging on the wall but I’m betting that most people look at this and say to themselves…”ew”
Looks like a good list. I might even be able to use this list. Judging by the way the list is written I’m thinking someone gave it to someone else to do the shopping. It looks like “pam” was an after thought or the list was given to Pam. What about the littler note.. if it does say “a picture of a cat on it”, isn’t that a given? I have never bough cat litter that didn’t have a picture of a cat on it somewhere
Hmm, really? How can one be so sure? I don’t even know the exact smell of snuggle. Which brings on another point, what scent are they? There are a few scents that I don’t care for. Would it have been to much to ask if they wrote down the scent? A bit of a fail here. Snuggle is not plural and “sheet” should have got the “s”.
Maybe it’s the lighting because every time I go to the supermarket I have to go number two. Sometimes I wish I hadn’t. Like this time. There are a lot of things that I wish not to look at while on the thrown in a public setting. I would have never thought of a bucket of once wet now dried toilet paper to be on that list.
Now I said I had to go number two. So of course while looking at all the nasty looking toilet paper, I glanced at the roll that was on the holder..yeah, it was looking the same. Then I began to wonder what made it wet. Then I tried to forget that thought.
Well i was luckily for me it was a one wiper and only one square of that paper was used, then flushed, note to self carry wet wipes
So I seem to have this little addiction of doing things that I shouldn’t. Have you ever noticed that little black nipple at the bottom of the shaving gel cans? Give it a press next time, see what happens. Most of the time you’ll just release a little pressure and some air will come out. If you’re lucky like I was you get half the can of shaving cream to come out.
After this happened I have to press every one of these I see. Good thing I work at a drug store.
You have to be careful when you decide to drop a pin. I almost took out that guy in the black there. I was Surprise how quiet it was when
it dropped too. Also suggest yelling “Pin dropping” when you are about to press the button. Just to avoid head injuries.
A 22oz or a 320z fresh fountain drink for just .79 cents? You must be out of your minds! Wait I can choose how much ice I want too, well that is unheard of. To top it off I hear you also have diet mountain dew, unbelievable! Coca Cola products next to Pepsi Cola products. I think my head just might explode.
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