This post is about drinking and driving so I decided to call it drinking and driving. I believe the quote from the driver was “I was blacked out wasted”. First off, he’s ok. As far as his Volkswagen…meh it’s seen better days. Word on the street is that the car clearly needs a new wheel and perhaps a transmission. He drove over 25 miles on this “wheel” before pulling over and replacing it with the spare. Keep in mind he was still drunk while changing the tire then hopped back in to drive further.
I wish I could have seen the facing of the people he pasted on the road. On second though I don’t think I would want to be anywhere near a car leaning on one side with sparks shooting out of the wheel well. There’s a lot of wheel missing here. I got a flat once, as soon as it happened the car kinda jumped and was pulling to on side. So that happened here and he kept going and going. I can just imagine the noises that this car was making.
Let break down the noises he didn’t hear:
The tire popping
Riding on the flat
The tire flapping and ripping off
The rim grinding away
The transmission trying to spin a flatted wheel and failing
Bikers. They can always tell you the weather. They tell you if the roads are wet or dry. Some bikers only drive a motorcycle.
My Uncle Jack volunteered to pick up dinner, he told us he was going to pick up ribs. Yum! I love ribs. While we waited for him to arrive we prepared side dishes and fixed up the table. It was a nice summer day so we waited for him out side on the patio. It was getting a bit late and we wondered where he could be.
If you know someone with a motorcycle that drives it often to see you, you start to know the sound of their bike. As I took a swig of my beer I could slightly hear the rumbles of a Harley-Davidson: Police Special Road King. I look at my brother confused. “Wait…who was getting the food?” I asked. Surely Uncle Jack didn’t pick up ribs for 7 people with the bike…Yeah I was incorrect about that one.
I took him a little long to get to the house because he was driving extra careful…that’s understood. Between the careful driving, the secured lid and the bungee cords, the food made it to us very safely. I’m don’t ride a motorcycle(well not yet) but if I did I’m not sure if I would have attempted this one.
First off, I’m not sure if I can even blog about this. I probaly wasn’t even ment to see it either but I did. Here’s the tale of the brains of the fountain drink machine.
I guess I feel a cheated like in The Wizard of Oz. I always thought that the fountain drinks machines pumped the soda directly from the source. I guess ther isn’t soda lines under every street. Instead the goodness lives in dusty closet at the 7-11.
I got as close as I could to take in the sweet smells of sugar but was distracted by the sounds of the pumps. As I stepped closer to look at the lines filled with what I thought might be Dr. Pepper the door slammed shut and I could feel eyes on me. The clerk tapped me on the back. I turned around and was greeted with “my I help you?”. I slowly put my hands up and told him I wasn’t looking for any troubles and that I would be on my way.
Well here it is, sorry for the delay. This is how we game. When ever we game for hours on end eating will pass our minds, so before we logged into World of Warcraft we build this breakfast, lunch, dinner sandwitch.
What’s inside you ask?
Sharp provlone
Pepperoni
Salami
Mortadella
Prosciutto
Hot Capacole
Roasted red peppers
Fresh mozzarella
Bacon
Eggs
Eggplant
This was most enjoyable. afer it was build we sliced it in about two inch pieces for easy handling, for our hand would be on the keyboard or on the mouse. The we both cracked an Orangina and nomnomnomnomnom!
That’s right the BFS (big freaking sandwitch) v2 is on it’s way this week. We plan to double it’s size this time around and include a third part! It’s going to have breakfast, lunch and dinner in it.
A 22oz or a 320z fresh fountain drink for just .79 cents? You must be out of your minds! Wait I can choose how much ice I want too, well that is unheard of. To top it off I hear you also have diet mountain dew, unbelievable! Coca Cola products next to Pepsi Cola products. I think my head just might explode.
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